He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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