Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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