Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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