I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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