so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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