I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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