we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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