Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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