on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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