just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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