how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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