I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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