Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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