Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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