There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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