Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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