I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm at about main and main street
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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