it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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