Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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