Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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