Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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