What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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