ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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