Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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