Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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