She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Alive.
So much puke
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Randomize
