I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
COCAINE IS GR8
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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