Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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