just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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