I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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