Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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