So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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