Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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