every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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