I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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