the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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