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say what?
wanna hang out?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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