Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.

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(206): View more from Washington

I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.

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(301): View more from Maryland

You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain

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(513): View more from Ohio

We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.

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(239): View more from Florida

Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway

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(905): View more from Ontario

How was the party

(1-905): View more from Ontario

I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me

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