I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me