Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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