Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
We are two peas in an std pod
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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