I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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