I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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