I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
you never un-have a 4some
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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