She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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