ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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