Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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