Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Less talking, more tequila
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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