Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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