what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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