you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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