u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
tell me about the eggs
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