Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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