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Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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