My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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