we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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